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Last Updated: 25.06.2025 01:52
Analysis & Anal Cysts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Have you ever secretly watched someone while they were doing something private?
Thumbs down again.
So they tried
Just Forget it!
Why is it easy to make money in the USA?
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Unacceptable again!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
They put up a sign reading
share office space ...
Another attempt resulted in ...
No way
Hysterias & Posteriors
Former Red Sox All-Star Designated For Assignment One Day After Season Debut - NESN
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So, the docs changed it to read
No, not a chance
Proba-3’s first artificial solar eclipse - European Space Agency
Next, they tried...
Still no good
Then came..
Everyone loved it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Minds and Behinds
Freaks and Cheeks
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Mark Hamill Say Carrie Fisher Told Him to Embrace His Star Wars Fame - Variety
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Loons and Moons
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No go.
Off-the-shelf stem cell therapy for type 1 diabetes continues to show positive results - STAT
Nuts and Butts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to